Here's the stupid list: Gabriel - they seem to know each other Pitch - teleports through wifi signal or something. also makes sand ponies Kasai Zenjirou Doctor Chilton - a jerkface and a hack. Greed - he's just downright weird
[God, what an - utterly bizarre question to get. Utterly bizarre. But if the young man trusts him enough to ask him this, then that is...flattering...And perhaps he saw Edgeworth eating in that French restaurant the other day.
So, after a few minutes:]
A "macaroon" is a confection made of shredded coconut, sugar, whipped egg whites, and almonds, baked into a truffle-like candy. A "macaron" is a French cookie of jam or cream sandwiched between two cookies of almonds and egg whites; it is typically without coconut.
I bet you're still looking for him. Behold! The most violent game of hide-and-go-seek that I've seen. You guys did a great job at all that saving the day type thing.
[Interested indeed, and largely glad. Blackquill is a good prosecutor, and will be an excellent addition to the office; moreover, Edgeworth trusts him, and believes in his innocence, and believes in his character. He was willing to put his career on the line to let Blackquill stand in court, to give the man the opportunity to find the truth...It may create issues down the line, and Edgeworth wonders if the D.A. knows precisely who it is he's hired, but nevertheless, Edgeworth will be glad to work beside his former subordinate.]
I thank you for the information, and I confess that this news is welcome. Criminal law is much more deserving of talented lawyers like yourself than corporate law is.
[The voice on the phone is frantic and frightened.]
Hello, Mr. Edgeworth? The jail guard allowed me one call - I promise it's not too long, okay?! No, not you...it's the guard...
Anyway, this is Kay and I've been accused of robbery and possessing a weapon and I didn't do either of those! Not on purpose! I'm in jail with Violet right now and I need your help!
[Certain happenings -- the whole ordeal with Lucifer and the more recent one with imPorts finding themselves in jail -- have finally calmed down after what seemed to be far too long. On a lesser note, the semester was over and Light's grades were in. (Easily passed, unsurprisingly.) Even his internship position, so very much part-time, was less demanding than usual.
Most would find themselves in a state of relief after all was said and done. Not... Light. And so, a text:]
You don't happen to play tennis do you? I think I may already know the answer to this question however.
[It's a bit calmer, now. Things are not quite so chaotic. So Edgeworth can take a bit of time to answer an idle question - and can take a bit of time to answer it indirectly.]
HEY YOU'RE INTO HUMAN LAW WHAT'S ITS STANCE ON SOMEONE WHO ISN'T IN THEIR RIGHT MIND AND HAS THE BRAIN SCANS AND WITNESSES TO PROVE IT WHO SHOOTS SOMEONE TWELVE TIMES IN THE HEAD?
So last week was a bit of a trainwreck, wasn't it? I was somewhat compromised and rather horrified she brought that out so casually. Obviously didn't respond in the best way. Felt I ought to see if you had any questions about anything.
[And then, a rarity.]
And apologize.
[It doesn't necessarily mean he's completely sorry, or even explain what he might be sorry about.
Rumor has it you're the one to talk to. [Greed's tone is just as crude in the message as it has been anywhere else. Purred and rough; ragged and dry. The sneer there comes through the line without the use of a video-feed.]
Looks like one of mine ran into a bit of trouble. [He hums, slowly rotating something on the other side that chimes back. It's dull, but there. Sloshing and clinking.] Violet - [His words simmer off and are replaced by the heavy click of his boots.]
- usually I'd do it my way, but she's not interested.
[The first thing that's immediately obvious is that he sounds like hell. He hasn't gotten much sleep since the space shuttle debacle began, save the alcohol laced stupor from the previous night--the hangover from which has yet to pass.]
Hey, it's Kotetsu. Call me back when you get a chance. It's important.
text; pretend this is a day after the meeting, because we all know how it'll turn out in the end
Date: 2014-03-08 05:56 pm (UTC)I hope you're satisfied.
text; yes :')
Date: 2014-03-08 06:01 pm (UTC)You perhaps understand why I did not seek a group meeting initially to hash these out by consensus.
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From:text (sometime during the day of 12 March)
Date: 2014-03-12 04:35 pm (UTC)Gabriel - they seem to know each other
Pitch - teleports through wifi signal or something. also makes sand ponies
Kasai Zenjirou
Doctor Chilton - a jerkface and a hack.
Greed - he's just downright weird
text god she is so cute
Date: 2014-03-12 04:40 pm (UTC)fsdg thanks. this housemate assignment is amazing
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Date: 2014-03-12 06:11 pm (UTC)Voice
Date: 2014-03-12 06:14 pm (UTC)Mr. Loki. Are you calling to offer me more information on the culprit?
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Date: 2014-03-15 11:24 pm (UTC)[ text ]
Date: 2014-03-15 11:30 pm (UTC)So, after a few minutes:]
A "macaroon" is a confection made of shredded coconut, sugar, whipped egg whites, and almonds, baked into a truffle-like candy. A "macaron" is a French cookie of jam or cream sandwiched between two cookies of almonds and egg whites; it is typically without coconut.
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From:[ text ] oh my god I love you
From:SURPRISE. After running into you-know-who.
Date: 2014-03-19 05:46 pm (UTC):D
Date: 2014-03-19 05:47 pm (UTC)This is Edgeworth.
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From:sometime after Mia's network post goes up!
Date: 2014-03-20 01:32 am (UTC):>
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Date: 2014-03-20 05:39 pm (UTC)[ text ] I LOVE YOU.....
Date: 2014-03-20 05:41 pm (UTC)What sort of headache is it?
[ text ] ♥♥♥♥♥
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Date: 2014-03-30 07:41 am (UTC)He doesn't want to bother him.
He doesn't -
...Edgeworth's phone is ringing. ]
[ Call ]
Date: 2014-03-30 11:49 am (UTC)He certainly recognizes this number.
After a moment, he picks up.]
This is Edgeworth.
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Date: 2014-04-27 01:42 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2014-04-27 01:48 am (UTC)This is Edgeworth.
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From:text; 2:09am, 4/28
Date: 2014-05-05 06:23 am (UTC)I don't believe I'll need any recommendations. For now, at least.
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Date: 2014-05-28 08:25 am (UTC)oh my god I love you have a cranky [text] back
Date: 2014-05-28 02:23 pm (UTC)text
Date: 2014-05-28 07:42 pm (UTC)Ain't that guy a peach. And I thought I was the fence sitter, wow.
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Date: 2014-05-28 11:20 pm (UTC)He is a worthless fool.
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Date: 2014-05-30 04:40 am (UTC)text;
Date: 2014-05-30 06:16 pm (UTC)I thank you for the information, and I confess that this news is welcome. Criminal law is much more deserving of talented lawyers like yourself than corporate law is.
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Date: 2014-06-06 01:53 pm (UTC)Hello, Mr. Edgeworth? The jail guard allowed me one call - I promise it's not too long, okay?! No, not you...it's the guard...
Anyway, this is Kay and I've been accused of robbery and possessing a weapon and I didn't do either of those! Not on purpose! I'm in jail with Violet right now and I need your help!
... [A shaky breath.]
Really bad. Please help us.
[call; June 3]
Date: 2014-06-07 02:17 pm (UTC)[His voice is urgent.]
When did this happen?
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From:text, forward-dated to end of the week; because i just felt like... threading... with edgeworth
Date: 2014-06-10 12:56 am (UTC)Most would find themselves in a state of relief after all was said and done. Not... Light. And so, a text:]
You don't happen to play tennis do you? I think I may already know the answer to this question however.
text, oh my god how terrible I'm shocked and horrified
Date: 2014-06-10 01:00 am (UTC)Oh? And what answer do you expect?
yes i know i'm an awful person
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From:june 7, night, text, HELLO...
Date: 2014-06-11 10:21 am (UTC)YOU'RE INTO HUMAN LAW
WHAT'S ITS STANCE ON SOMEONE WHO ISN'T IN THEIR RIGHT MIND
AND HAS THE BRAIN SCANS AND WITNESSES TO PROVE IT
WHO SHOOTS SOMEONE TWELVE TIMES IN THE HEAD?
HELLO......
Date: 2014-06-11 07:00 pm (UTC)I would need more details than that to answer that question.
HE DOESN'T TRUST RUKA'S WORD
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Date: 2014-06-13 04:39 am (UTC)[And then, a rarity.]
And apologize.
[It doesn't necessarily mean he's completely sorry, or even explain what he might be sorry about.
But it's very polite, isn't it.]
06/12/14
Date: 2014-06-13 06:13 pm (UTC)Have you yet lived through the case she was describing?
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Date: 2014-06-14 03:16 am (UTC)Looks like one of mine ran into a bit of trouble. [He hums, slowly rotating something on the other side that chimes back. It's dull, but there. Sloshing and clinking.] Violet - [His words simmer off and are replaced by the heavy click of his boots.]
- usually I'd do it my way, but she's not interested.
calling back...
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Date: 2014-06-19 12:47 am (UTC)[ Hello how are you etc ]
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Date: 2014-06-19 12:57 am (UTC)text;
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From:text; oh right backdated to the 14th maybe? after mitchell's post, before the confession ??
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Date: 2014-06-20 06:15 am (UTC)How long do you reckon government will keep Lucifer's powers turned off? I need to know when to start building a bunker.
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Date: 2014-06-20 11:07 am (UTC)Given the magnitude of his crimes, I must presume they will be kept "turned off" indefinitely.
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Date: 2014-06-20 11:27 pm (UTC)you got a sec?
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Date: 2014-07-08 07:20 am (UTC)Hey, it's Kotetsu. Call me back when you get a chance. It's important.
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