For the curious, this is a canon picture of Edgeworth's phone. In 2018. This fuckin guy.

[glassinine]

"You've reached the voice mailbox of Miles Edgeworth. Leave a message; I'll return your call."

Comments

[glassinine]

There's a reason I quite detest "fun."

[beenwaitinglong]

[He doesn't even want to comment on that. Why make the jokes when Edgeworth makes them for him?]

I don't know if there's a precedent in this sort of thing. But if I'll be defending it, I'd like to find out.

[glassinine]

Quite so. There is, of course, an issue with finding precedent in cases like these. You know, of course, that cases having to do with the previous imports have largely been sealed.

[beenwaitinglong]

Of course they have.

[A spiteful sip of coffee follows.]

But they exist. And working for the city rather than as a private defense attorney should give me at least a little clout in finding them.

I've already got someone on it.

[glassinine]

..."Someone"?

[beenwaitinglong]

I have employees, you know.

[Yes. It's that employee.]

[glassinine]

Are you referring to Wright?

[beenwaitinglong]

Yes. So?

[glassinine]

...Nothing.

[But, after a moment - ]

Everything you are asking him to do is within the bounds of the law, correct?

[beenwaitinglong]

[Really, Edgeworth?]

What's illegal about finding information?

[glassinine]

[A bit defensively:]

Nothing.

So long as it is found out with...reputable methods.

[beenwaitinglong]

Well now, you'll have to ask him about that. I just told him what I wanted him to find. The rest is up to him.

[glassinine]

Of course, yes.

[jesus fucking christ if phoenix gets banned from law again]

In any case. I'll do some investigating of my own, as well.

[beenwaitinglong]

I'd be interested to hear what you find out.

[glassinine]

I'll pass it along.